Privacy

freightpocalypse is a parody web app operated by Colin Petty Solutions LLC. This page describes what we do and (mostly) don't collect.

What we don't collect

• We don't ask for your name, email, phone, or any account.
• We don't set tracking cookies, install analytics scripts, or fingerprint your device.
• We don't persist the lane you enter. Pickup, destination, and equipment are sent to our server, used to compute a verdict, and discarded.

What is processed in transit

• When you check a lane, the inputs are POSTed to our serverless function on Vercel. Vercel may keep short-lived request logs as part of normal hosting (no personal data, just standard HTTP metadata).
• The verdict's GIF query is sent to Giphy to fetch a reaction GIF. Giphy receives the search term but not your lane data or any identifier from us.
• When a shared link unfurls on LinkedIn, X, Facebook, etc., that platform requests our Open Graph image with the lane parameters from the URL. That's their request, not ours.

Children

The service isn't designed for or directed at children under 13. We don't knowingly collect data from anyone of any age.

Contact

Privacy questions or requests: privacy@freightpocalypse.com

Changes

We'll update the effective date at the top of this page when anything changes. Continued use after a change means you accept the new version.